Friday, January 26, 2007

The Deciderer declares he has decidered about Iraq

So Congress should just shut up.

"I've picked the plan that I think is most likely to succeed," Bush said in an Oval Office meeting with senior military advisers.

The president had strong words for lawmakers on both sides of the aisle who are lining up to support resolutions opposing his decision to send 21,500 troops to Iraq. He challenged them to put up their own ideas. "Some are condeming a plan before it's even had a chance to work," he said.

Bush said lawmakers agree that failure in Iraq would be a disaster and that he chose a strategy that he and his advisers thought would help turn the tide in Iraq.

When asked why this time will be different, the Deciderer declared that it was differenter than the last times because this time is differenter than the last times, duuuuuhhh!

Georgie also has realized that he has only two more years before his legacy is completed and graded, and he hasn't studied for the final. "C'mon guys! Ah wanna a do-over! This isn't fair! Ah wuz tol' Ah wuz gonna win!"

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Update: John Amato at Crooks and Liars has the video of the Deciderer making the decisions, reminds us of the first Decider quote and the one about how nice it would be to be a dictator.

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