Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Exposed terrorist network!!

Bryan of Why Now? sent me linkage to Danger Room, where they have the details!

Squirrel Terrorism Master Plan

Noah Shachtman of Danger Room:
I'm sure the military's operational security officers will give me all kinds of grief for posting this. But the hidden link between Iraq's man-eating badgers, Iran's squirrel spies, China's cyborg pigeons has been discovered. Turns out they're all part of one grand, U.S. spy plan: the "Autonomous Coordinated Organic Reconnaissance Network" -- "Project ACORN," for short. MountainRunner and the Small Wars Journal first unearthed the plan, which is sure to take its rightful place next to Directed Energy Sea Mammals as one of the most ingenious Pentagon projects ever launched.


Anonymous said...

We are all going to be embarrassed in 10 years when we find the DARPA funding document for this program.

ellroon said...

Embarrassed? I'll have been proven right!

(It's hard to type with this straitjacket on...)