Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Finally a scientific study on something

Even the Republicans can understand the importance of...

US and Russian astronauts have had sex in space for separate research programmes on how human beings might survive years in orbit, according to a book published yesterday.

Pierre Kohler, a respected French scientific writer, says in The Final Mission: Mir, The Human Adventure that the subject is taboo both at Nasa and at mission control in Moscow, but that cosmic couplings have taken place.

"The issue of sex in space is a serious one," he says. "The experiments carried out so far relate to missions planned for married couples on the future International Space Station, the successor to Mir. Scientists need to know how far sexual relations are possible without gravity."

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Only four positions were found possible without "mechanical assistance". The other six needed a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Mr Kohler says: "One of the principal findings was that the classic so-called missionary position, which is so easy on earth when gravity pushes one downwards, is simply not possible."

18 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

Zillions of dollars for Americans to have sex with Russians?!

Wouldn't have been cheaper to log in to Volgabrides.com?

And why is a French guy reporting the story?

pygalgia said...

Thanks for sharing this. I've long fantasized about having sex in space, and it's nice to know that I'm not alone.

ellroon said...

What, SC, you think that Americans or the Russians would confess to having sex in space with each other? Maybe some very surprised Volga brides were up there...

I'm sure somehow the French have already been there and done that and the French reporter is being very subtly snarky....

Pygalgia, this is very cutting edge science! And I'm sure that Congress will now happily allot more money to NASA... and maybe even volunteer...

Sorghum Crow said...

This story is too good to leave alone.

The eighty-mile high club.

Did any of the festivities involve those astronaut diapers?

ellroon said...

Better check Senator Vitter's record for supporting NASA....

mapaghimagsik said...

Its funny how they have to say that its research for married couples.

Man, something has to be done with "FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS IN SPAAAAAAACE!"

ellroon said...

Ok... now you've done it, map.

Anonymous said...

One small shtup for a man, one giant shtup for mankind.

Regards,

Tengrain

Anonymous said...

Oh, you win Tengrain.

ellroon said...

Tengrain is truly the master of snark. Visit his blog!

Thanks for the linkage, btw, Tengrain!

Anonymous said...

"mechanical assistance", a "special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel"........I think I'm an astronaut already!

ellroon said...

Don't forget you need a launching pad, willis.

Jess Wundrun said...

You know, I might be grounded on earth but I might like a special elastic belt and inflatable tunnel, like an open-ended sleeping bag.

Variety is the spice and all that.

ellroon said...

I see a whole new ebay section opening up.... tubes, belts.... diapers...

Omnipotent Poobah said...

They needed to study that? You'd think a competent astronaut would be able to figure it out on their own.

ellroon said...

Well.. they need specially made tools for space, you know.

Fran said...

But what about the abstinence only space program????????

ellroon said...

Ha! They send you up alone... with several camera monitors to make sure you stay pure.