Are you calling Jesus a liberal? :)
Ah.. um.. yes.
You're saying he was one of them love your neighbor hippie types?
Well.../shuffles feet...ah.. uh.. he did say something about loving your neighbor and turning the other cheek...But he said some stuff about smiting and swords and shit, too!
Like the time his friend cut off some guy's ear and he put it back and fixed it and said, don't do that or it will be done to you?
But.. but he beat up the money lenders!
He didn't lay a hand on them, he just turned over their tables and said get the fuck out of my sanctuary.
But Jesus told his disciples to pack heat... uh swords!Jesus was a ninja of Truth!
His sword was in his mouth.
?Jesus was in the circus?
His words divide, as do yours, as do mine. Looking for literal swords misses the point, he did not swallow his words. He spoke them.
But... how can we declare a holy crusadey war if we don't have a mighty Jesus armed to the teeth marching ahead of our Christianist army?
Um, dunno. Here's a thought. Meditate on that for awhile. Keep meditating until he shows up with the holy hand grenade.
One.. two.. FOUR!
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