Saturday, December 22, 2007

Who would Jesus waterboard?



A reminder of the teachings of Jesus to those who are mainly interested in Old Testament smiting.

14 comments:

Michael said...

Are you calling Jesus a liberal? :)

ellroon said...

Ah.. um.. yes.

Michael said...

You're saying he was one of them love your neighbor hippie types?

ellroon said...

Well.../shuffles feet...

ah.. uh.. he did say something about loving your neighbor and turning the other cheek...

But he said some stuff about smiting and swords and shit, too!

Michael said...

Like the time his friend cut off some guy's ear and he put it back and fixed it and said, don't do that or it will be done to you?

ellroon said...

But.. but he beat up the money lenders!

Michael said...

He didn't lay a hand on them, he just turned over their tables and said get the fuck out of my sanctuary.

ellroon said...

But Jesus told his disciples to pack heat... uh swords!

Jesus was a ninja of Truth!

Michael said...

His sword was in his mouth.

ellroon said...

?

Jesus was in the circus?

Michael said...

His words divide, as do yours, as do mine. Looking for literal swords misses the point, he did not swallow his words. He spoke them.

ellroon said...

But... how can we declare a holy crusadey war if we don't have a mighty Jesus armed to the teeth marching ahead of our Christianist army?

Michael said...

Um, dunno. Here's a thought. Meditate on that for awhile. Keep meditating until he shows up with the holy hand grenade.

ellroon said...

One.. two.. FOUR!