Were he actually a good preacher or merely a successful one, he would not be an ex-preacher, I suggest, unless he found a higher calling than service to God.
He's taking the biblical command literally: Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.’’ (Matthew 5:13-16) He's trying to get to the Hill and burn it down...
Wonder if he'd start his inaugural speech with "Yeehaw, Jihad!"? ... no, too Muslim. How about "Now's the time for HOLY CRUSADE, you mofos!"? ... too crass.
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Someone should pull a Colbert on him and ask him to list the ten commandments.
Well... being an ex-preacher, he'd be ready for that. He'd even have a sermon in his pocket....
Maybe. I tend to assume less of people who claim to be ex-preachers.
Were he actually a good preacher or merely a successful one, he would not be an ex-preacher, I suggest, unless he found a higher calling than service to God.
He's taking the biblical command literally:
Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on a hill cannot be hid. Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house. Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.’’ (Matthew 5:13-16)
He's trying to get to the Hill and burn it down...
If you want someone worse than Bush, you couldn't do much better.
Wonder if he'd start his inaugural speech with "Yeehaw, Jihad!"? ... no, too Muslim. How about "Now's the time for HOLY CRUSADE, you mofos!"?
... too crass.
"Let the countdown to Rapture begin!"
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