Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Move America Forward

By gripping the back of the neck and propelling it down the road, yelling,"There's nothing to see in Iraq because only patriots want our soldiers to keep fighting because obviously they need to die overseas so they don't come back over here to tell the truth about Iraq and cost us money with hospital bills!" Melanie Morgan is ready to do battle with evil Democrats who just don't know how to love this country.

Ripley of Zen Cabin has the details.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Someone should construct a photographic timeline of Melanie Morgan. As her public profile has grown, it appears the team of surgeons are increasingly on stand by.

ellroon said...

Why? Are parts falling off? Or is she getting more ... winsome by the minute?

Anonymous said...

Let's just say she's developing her assets as she moves from obscure radio host to Chris Matthew's BFF.

ellroon said...

No longer a ...face.. made for radio?

Chris Matthew's BFF? Who would find this hatebag attractive in any way?