Sunday, July 19, 2009

More omens and portends!

Eclipse!

MUMBAI (AFP) – Indian astrologers are predicting violence and turmoil across the world as a result of this week's total solar eclipse, which the superstitious and religious view as a sign of potential doom.

But astronomers, scientists and secularists are trying to play down claims of evil portent in connection with Wednesday's natural spectacle, when the moon will come between the Earth and the sun, completely obscuring the sun.


Giant jellyfish!
The massive sea creatures, called Nomura's jellyfish, can grow 6 feet in diameter and weigh more than 450 pounds. Scientists think they originate in the Yellow Sea and in Chinese waters. For the third year since 2005, ocean currents are transporting them into the Sea of Japan.

Monty Williams, a marine biologist at Alabama's Dauphin Island Sea Lab, said the jellyfish grow to an enormous size as they are transported by ocean currents. He said they stay together in packs and as they drift northward, they get caught in fishermen's nets.

The giant jellyfish are one of about 200 species of coastal jellyfish or large jellyfish that exist around the world. But Nomura's stands out because of its enormous size.
Tomato fungus!!

A highly contagious fungus that destroys tomato plants has quickly spread to nearly every state in the Northeast and the mid-Atlantic, and the weather over the next week may determine whether the outbreak abates or whether tomato crops are ruined, according to federal and state agriculture officials.

The spores of the fungus, called late blight, are often present in the soil, and small outbreaks are not uncommon in August and September. But the cool, wet weather in June and the aggressively infectious nature of the pathogen have combined to produce what Martin A. Draper, a senior plant pathologist at the United States Department of Agriculture, described as an “explosive” rate of infection.

William Fry, a professor of plant pathology at Cornell, said, “I’ve never seen this on such a wide scale.”
An end of a love affair:
LOS ANGELES (AFP) – After six years together, the relationship between a pair of gay male penguins at San Francisco zoo is apparently over, with Harry leaving Pepper for another penguin -- Linda.

The Los Angeles Times reported Friday that the relationship between Harry and Pepper, who lived side-by-side, protecting eggs abandoned by other penguins, came to a shocking end when Harry moved into a neighboring nest with recently-widowed Linda.

10 comments:

Mike Goldman said...

Would it still be correct to call Harry a gay male penguin? It would perhaps have been better to say that "a gay relationship between a pair of male penguins" ended, because it seems Harry at least is bisexual.

Steve Bates said...

Ah, the eternal magenta triangle...

[CAPTCHA text: "torible"!]

ellroon said...

I'm sure that Pepper has all sorts of names to call Harry...

And torible is just a perfect adjective for that bitch, Linda....

Wil Robinson said...

Woke up this morning and waited for eclipse (in Mumbai).

But haven't seen the sky for weeks (it's monsoon season), and, well, it's always dark at 6 a.m. anyway...

Lots of rain, but no armegeddon-style flooding...nor demons, monsters, or other ghastly omens predicted by the astrologers...

ellroon said...

Time to send a sternly worded letter of complaint, Wil. This eclipse was supposed to be bringing the 4 horses of the Apocalypse...

Mike Goldman said...

A little less than 3.5 years to go. :)

ellroon said...

Ack!

Mike Goldman said...

Fear not. What will happen is only the awakening to our own divine nature. For those who hold power by force and ignorance, it will be a terrible day. For the rest of us, it is a new beginning.

ellroon said...

I pray you are right, Mike!

Mike Goldman said...

Bam.