Friday, February 22, 2008

NOW we know why Georgie bought all that land in Paraguay

From Scott Fraser's Stock Advisory:

Pantera Petroleum (PTPE) has just revealed the early indicators of a world-record oil / gas discovery in Paraguay’s first Super-Field. These potential reserve numbers – which are included in a 2007 independent geological report by world-renowned Energy Consulting International, Inc. – are the BIGGEST I have ever seen.

Quoting directly from the company’s website at www.PanteraPetroleum.com:

Pantera Petroleum Inc. has rights to five concessions in northern Paraguay, covering nearly 16,000 square kilometers, with combined potential reserves of 6.7 TCFE of gas or 1100 million barrels of oil.

Not only oil... but he's atop the largest fresh water aqufier in the world. Looks like the Bushes are sitting pretty nicely.

And then something like this happens:
Thousands of people in Paraguay have been queuing for vaccines against yellow fever, after the first outbreak of the disease in 30 years.

At least four people have died, and the government declared a state of emergency last week.

Health workers have given 160,000 vaccines in recent days, but officials say they need to administer many more.

Another health alert was declared in Paraguay last month amid a suspected outbreak of dengue fever.

Damn, those poor people sure are such a nuisance, aren't they, Georgie? Too bad we can't just declare war on Paraguay and invade....

Uh oh. Forget I suggested that...

4 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

Fricking, beady-eyed, half-wit. Can I start the two-minute hate early today?

Candymarl said...

Nice country ya got here. Be a shame if sumptin' was to happen to it. Heh, heh.
/Moron-In-Chief

Distributorcap said...

can i quote Gomer Pyle
surprise surprise surprise

ellroon said...

How soon before we hear that Paraguay is suffering from one ecological disaster after another?