I presume you named your dog Shredder?

Because as the loyal Bushies realize that the Bush administration's power to protect them is waning, papers, information, memories are being shredded, and mislaid, and forgotten. Odd, that homework-eating dog sure gets around....

GANTANAMO BAY U.S. NAVAL BASE, Cuba (Reuters) - The U.S. military has lost a year's worth of records describing the Guantanamo confinement of Osama bin Laden's driver, a prosecutor said at the Yemeni captive's war court hearing on Thursday.

Lawyers for the driver, Salim Ahmed Hamdan, asked for the records to support their argument that prolonged isolation and harassment at the Guantanamo prison have mentally impaired him and could affect his ability to aid in his defense against war crimes charges.

"All known records have been produced with the exception of the 2002 Gitmo records," one of the prosecutors, Navy Lt. Cmdr. Timothy Stone, told the court. "They can't find it."

I'm sure you guys looked everywhere. Maybe it's with the interrogation tapes?