Monday, January 14, 2008

No 70 virgins?

70 RAISINS?

There seems to be a discrepancy in the history and translation of the Koran:
Islam watchers blogged all weekend about news that a secret archive of ancient Islamic texts had surfaced after 60 years of suppression. Andrew Higgins' Wall Street Journal report that the photographic record of Koranic manuscripts, supposedly destroyed during World War II but occulted by a scholar of alleged Nazi sympathies, reads like a conflation of the Da Vinci Code with Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail.
Why would the Nazis care? I think they were doing all sorts of work setting up for their 1000 year Reich and were into all sorts of research. (Hard work creating your own reality, you know.) Why would they keep a variant of the Koran yet suppress it?:
Why were the Nazis so eager to suppress Koranic criticism? Most likely, the answer lies in their alliance with Islamist leaders, who shared their hatred of the Jews and also sought leverage against the British in the Middle East.
What will happen now?
When the Atlantic Monthly story on Koranic criticism appeared nine years ago, author Toby Lester expected early results from the Yemeni finds.
Von Bothmer, Puin, and other scholars will finally have a chance to scrutinize the texts and to publish their findings freely - a prospect that thrills Puin. "So many Muslims have this belief that everything between the two covers of the Koran is just God's unaltered word," he says. "They like to quote the textual work that shows that the Bible has a history and did not fall straight out of the sky, but until now the Koran has been out of this discussion. The only way to break through this wall is to prove that the Koran has a history too. The Sana'a fragments will help us to do this.
In 2005, Puin published a collection of articles under the title, Die dunklen Anfange. Neue Forschungen zur Entstehung und fruhen Geschichte des Islam ("The dark beginnings: new research on the origin and early history of Islam," Hans Schiller Verlag, 2005). This drew on the work of the pseudonymous German philologist "Christoph Luxenburg", who sought to prove that incomprehensible passages in the Koran were written in Syriac-Aramaic rather than Arabic. Luxenburg's thesis became notorious for explaining that the "virgins" provided to Islamic jihadis in paradise were only raisins. The Koran, according to the research of Puin and his associates, copied a great deal of extant Christian material.

[snip]

The Islamic world is forced to adopt an openly irrational stance, employing its power to intimidate scholars and frustrate the search for truth. It is impossible for Muslims to propose a dialogue with Western religions, as 38 Islamic scholars did in an October 13 letter to Pope Benedict XVI and other Christian leaders, and rule the subject of text criticism out of the discussion.

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Throughout the Internet, Islamist sites denounce the work of a handful of marginalized scholars as evidence of a plot by Christian missionaries to sabotage Islam. What the Muslim world cannot conceal is its vulnerability and fear in the face of Koranic criticism. In the great battle for converts through the Global South, this may turn out to be a paralyzing disadvantage.
Sounds vaguely like some of our own homegrown fundamentalists who become rabid and froth at the mouth when challenged on biblical translation....

We need this really big arena where all religious literalists can gather clutching their own specific translation of their holy book. Then they can attack each other with their gospels and hymnals. Last one standing wins....

Update: Suggested in comments by DistributorCap:

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not a very large box of raisins, is it? I'm thinking the little Sun-Maid boxes I used to get in my lunch as a kid probably contain 20 or so raisins each.

Anyhow, raisins have yeast and sugar, you can do a lot with that.

ellroon said...

Virgins are said to be sweet-tempered anxious-to-please beautiful young women and raisins are wrinkled old grapes that have hung on the vine too long...

I'm just imagining the disappointment.

Even with the yeast and sugar...

Distributorcap said...

i cannot get the image of the claymation california raisins dancing to "I Heard it Through the Mosque-vine"


http://youtube.com/watch?v=A398VraSBwY

Anonymous said...

How about we throw in 70 cups of extra virgin olive oil? And you get to keep the raisins too. Or eat them. Whatever.

It's really a large amount of olive oil.

ellroon said...

Dcap...those claymation raisins were guys... Maybe THOSE are waiting for the suicide bombers?

Olive oil is supposed to be rubbed on the willing virgins I thought.... grapes? Not so much.

Anonymous said...

I could say it's a boobie prize, except it isn't?

Anonymous said...

It just seems like divine justice.

"Welcome to heaven, you've just blown yourself up. Here are your raisins. Have fun."

What are they going to do? Blow themselves up again?

ellroon said...

Just their heads...