Thursday, January 03, 2008

Wake him when it's all over

Then he can start sabotaging the White House keyboards:

WASHINGTON (AP) -- The Iowa caucuses apparently won't outrank shuteye for President Bush.

Asked if the president planned to stay up to find out who wins the opening contests of the 2008 election season, White House press secretary Dana Perino said Thursday: "What time do all the results start coming in? Because he goes to bed early."

I mean, what's a few hijinks between friends? And ... by the way... that Iraq thing, the next president won't mind handling that, too, will he?

And the looming recession/depression/collapse of the economy?

And Peak Oil?

And the large ripped holes in the Constitution?

And the trampled on Bill of Rights?

And the out of control corporations?

And the mercenary armies running their own concentration camps... I mean prisons inside the US?

And the polluted environment?

And, while the next president is at it, burnish up Georgie's legacy just a bit, he's done such a heckova job....

4 comments:

Distributorcap said...

this man checked out on Jan 21, 2005 -- then again he was never checked in.....

his whole life has been phoning in his work ---- i hope evil boogieman invade his sleep.....

ellroon said...

This man checked out on... what year was he born?

SteveAudio said...

"Because he goes to bed early"

WTF? Does he settle into a soft feather comforter with a graham cracker and a glass of milk?

Or is it a cigar, a 5th of Jack, and some internet porn?

Either way, it's still a waste of oxygen.

ellroon said...

Georgie must have his little comforts because he thinks he's doing hard work prezniting.

Georgie has never done a day's hard work in his life and would quit in horror if confronted with what 90% of working stiffs in America have to do daily. And the stupendous messes he has made, someone else will always clean up after him.

And Steveaudio, it's probably Jack Daniels IN his glass of milk... He's in denial.