Thursday, January 03, 2008

(classified) Arrgggh! (classified)

Run for your (classified):

Proposed (Classified) Bill Will Defend Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)

2 comments:

Steve Bates said...

Nicely done, as always with the Onion. But I got there first with this concept back in 2003.

ellroon said...

Ha! The doggerel is excellent:

(Redacted)

Department of Homeland Security agents
Politely but firmly (my goodness, are they gents!)
Inquired if the Gov. or some second-rate flack did
The scurrilous deed. And the answer? (Redacted).

What was it, they queried, their thrust unabated,
Majority Leader Tom "Bug-Man" DeLay did?
Who ordered this DHS "bring-'em-all-back" bid?
(Redacted) declined to name Mr. (Redacted).

Well, faced with (redacted), I ask, what would you do?
If leaked, this (Redacted) would be in deep doo-doo!
My fervent opinion need not be protracted:
Whoever did this is a son of (redacted)!

Steve Bates