Department of Homeland Security agents Politely but firmly (my goodness, are they gents!) Inquired if the Gov. or some second-rate flack did The scurrilous deed. And the answer? (Redacted).
What was it, they queried, their thrust unabated, Majority Leader Tom "Bug-Man" DeLay did? Who ordered this DHS "bring-'em-all-back" bid? (Redacted) declined to name Mr. (Redacted).
Well, faced with (redacted), I ask, what would you do? If leaked, this (Redacted) would be in deep doo-doo! My fervent opinion need not be protracted: Whoever did this is a son of (redacted)!
2 comments:
Nicely done, as always with the Onion. But I got there first with this concept back in 2003.
Ha! The doggerel is excellent:
(Redacted)
Department of Homeland Security agents
Politely but firmly (my goodness, are they gents!)
Inquired if the Gov. or some second-rate flack did
The scurrilous deed. And the answer? (Redacted).
What was it, they queried, their thrust unabated,
Majority Leader Tom "Bug-Man" DeLay did?
Who ordered this DHS "bring-'em-all-back" bid?
(Redacted) declined to name Mr. (Redacted).
Well, faced with (redacted), I ask, what would you do?
If leaked, this (Redacted) would be in deep doo-doo!
My fervent opinion need not be protracted:
Whoever did this is a son of (redacted)!
Steve Bates
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