Well, last time Adolf Hitler killed himself, apparently. I'd rather George Bush be kept safe and if he's a serious danger to himself maybe we'll have to take away sharp objects.
To the contrary, I would hook them up with a nice shiny red button they can push whenever they want, and it could make a little light turn on somewhere so we know when they push it. It should have a label saying, "Therapy requested," so we know what to do when it turns on.
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Been saying this a long time. It's the same game plan -- it's the same players.
We need to stake them more properly this time around. And plant silver crosses and garlic. And expose everything to intense sunlight....
Well, last time Adolf Hitler killed himself, apparently. I'd rather George Bush be kept safe and if he's a serious danger to himself maybe we'll have to take away sharp objects.
Sharp objects? I don't mind. Just remove the little red button from the vicinity of Georgie or Dick's itchy trigger finger.
To the contrary, I would hook them up with a nice shiny red button they can push whenever they want, and it could make a little light turn on somewhere so we know when they push it. It should have a label saying, "Therapy requested," so we know what to do when it turns on.
Would you like a glass of water, Mr. president?
Did you destroy the world again today, Mr. president? Would you like to talk about it?
Ooo... I like how you think, whig!
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