Monday, November 12, 2007

Like some foamy applesauce on that?

Tell me if anybody drinks this and we'll time the emergency room visits:
Seattle, WA (AHN) - Not about to run out of ideas, beverage company Jones Soda Co. is giving a new twist to ham this Christmas season - it's in liquid form.

The Seattle-based firm launches Sunday is holiday-themed limited-edition flavored soda packs and ham-flavor soda is included in the outrageous roster this year.

There's also latke-flavored soda, perfect to put customers in an early holiday mood.

Jones Soda, which has become known for introducing offbeat fizzy water said aside from Christmas Ham, its Christmas pack also includes unique flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, and Egg Nog.

Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, and Chocolate Coins are also featured in the Hanukkah set.

All drinks are kosher and caffeine-free. They are also available for a limited time so consumers are encouraged to try them before supply runs out.
War on Christmas just took on a whole new meaning...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ham soda? Not beef soda? This is disgusting.

Would you like some blood orange flavor with that?

Anonymous said...

And kosher??

Steve Bates said...

Yeah, this is really going to drive me to forsake my sprout-eater status...

ellroon said...

Ooo, a whole new line of pop! Broccoli sprouts? Cabbage soup soda?
Tofu tart cola?

The mind boggles....

Sorghum Crow said...

A Brussel sprout soda float with potato ice cream. Yum. Yum.

ellroon said...

*herk*

Steve Bates said...

FBOW, I do drink ordinary soft drinks. But not ham soda. I suppose I might drink club soda, but it would depend on what the club was made out of.

Say, is there a drink made out of sorghum? <grin_duck_run />

ellroon said...

Yoush mean beer, occifer?