Monday, September 03, 2007

IECs, the newest terrorist weapon

Incendiary Exploding Chickens.

Dear god, is there no end to their perfidy?

4 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

An exploding chicken is no joke.

A chickenhawk on the other hand....

ellroon said...

Is there a way we could get the chickenhawks to explode? Like sending them to Iraq?

Anonymous said...

I guess this is the end of my gas grill. I'll have to sacrifice my only means of cooking after a hurricane to prevent the terrorists from attacking my town which the Sheriff can't find half the time.

I guess no one would notice or mention strangers wandering around out in the middle of nowhere trying to blow-up some chicken farmer's propane tank.

ellroon said...

Not to mention the machine guns sticking out of the car and the turbans and the heavy accents...
Exchuse meh, but doose you know where we kud find a lot of ckikens?