But go shopping anyway because being a little bit afraid is a good thing and makes you vote for nutcases like Giuliani but being too much afraid makes the U.S. economy collapse and then the Chinese will buy up all our resources because we owe them so much money which is why we can't complain too loudly about them selling us poisoned products and even though we've heard this same mall attack prediction every holiday season since 9/11/01 it does not prove that Bush and Der Department of Homeland Security haven't been spending boatloads of money to protect you by paying their cronies to protect Swamp Hollow, Missouri from imminent terrorist attacks and by the way your country is being invaded by brown people from the south who really really want to work.
Have a Merry Christmas because Islamofascists don't believe in Santa Claus!
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