Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Zombies. Show all posts

Monday, July 22, 2013

Absolutely nothing about the royal baby....

Republicans are begging please please oh please that there be riots because of George Zimmerman.  Because it will be Obama's fault.  Because he dared talk about race or something.

We already live in a surveillance world.  What can we possibly do about it?

Goldman Sacs playing the aluminium market.

Darrel Issa's manufacturing of the IRS 'scandal'.

Defense contractor employee resigns and says why.

Poison ivy is getting more potent with climate change.

A Hyundai that will help fight off zombies in the next apocalypse.

A pregnant woman needing a life saving abortion is only a 'matter of convenience' to Missouri Republican.

YOLO.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Send in the zombie armies

The Rude Pundit warns us all:
Destroying Obama as Quickly as Possible, Part 2b: Congressional Democrats Are Cowards:
God, it must suck to be a Democrat in Congress right now. Elected as a triumphant mega-super-duper majority in 2008, now you have been coerced into rethinking the very positions that got you that majority by an unsilent minority of easily-duped yahoos, driven to madness by a steady diet of shitty food, unemployment, and hard right media figures. It's like the end result of a long-term contingency plan by Karl Rove: if everything else goes to shit, send forth our zombie armies.


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Saturday, January 05, 2008

FDA to ok sale of cloned meat and milk next week

Rockville, MD (AHN) - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration will likely allow next week the sale of meat and milk from cloned animals and their offspring. The decision is the result of six years of study and discussion on the issue, likely to be controversial.

An FDA preliminary assessment on December 2006 said products from cloned animals are safe to eat. However, pending the agency's issuance of its final ruling, the FDA asked producers of cloned livestock not to sell their products for food, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Despite the expected issuance of the much-awaited FDA ruling next week, it will be three to five years before the cloned animal's meat and milk will likely be seen on dining tables, kitchens and refrigerators. Most of the existing stock of clones are for breeding purposes only.

An FDA draft risk assessment report written by Melissa Carter pushed for the labeling of cloned products to distinguish it from regular food items.

Here it comes into our food...

Update: So how long after eating this meat will we turn into zombies?

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I'd be too busy running away to be concerned...

Via Dan of A Blog Named Sue, news that a mysterious illness followed a meteorite strike in Peru:

Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a "strange odor," local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.

Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.

"Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned," he said.

Dan suggests brain-eating zombies, I think it might be more like this:

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

Omg! It's been one year!

This is my bloggity anniversary! I will celebrate by doing my Grecian dance....

maybe not. This is better (via scoutprime at First Draft):