Friday, September 11, 2009

Somehow the last election just can't be true...

Even though they told liberals to just shut up and get over the bizarre selection of George Bush. Clearly Obama is a foreign-born nazisocialistic islamofascist!
The Arlington Independent School District, which passed on airing President Barack Obama's live classroom address, has announced that some students will be bussed off campus to hear a message from former President George W. Bush on Sept. 21.

9 comments:

Mike Goldman said...

Look, it just isn't possible, okay? It can't be true. So therefore any theory is better. He's from Kenya, or Mars, or another dimension or something.

ellroon said...

He plotted his moves for power since birth and lied on every single form he had to fill out since kindergarten!! OMG!

Ali said...

http://twitpic.com/hg4x9

ellroon said...

Oh good grief. I'm posting this.

Mike Goldman said...

Look, it's not that hard to orchestrate if you're from another dimension, you can just reach back into the past and change whatever needs changed. It's all there in black and white.

ellroon said...

So if he can bend time to make his birth certificate say he was born in Hawaii...why can't he negate eight years of Cheney and Bush?

Mike Goldman said...

Cheney and Bush are all part of the plan, without which he could not have been elected. That's just obvious.

ellroon said...

So he can't go back in time and kill Hitler, Pol Pot,Stalin, Nero, Caligula, and Genghis Khan?

What good is time travel then?

Mike Goldman said...

What do you mean? He is responsible for all of them! Don't you understand that it's an EVIL plan?