(pic stolen from here.)
Update 5/29: We need a poem to honor this event:
Steve Bates said...
Jerry Scary
Children, see the Teletubby:
Rather stubby,
Kinda chubby.
Never snobby, never clubby.
Has a TV in its tummy:
Never crummy,
Never scummy;
Doesn't look a lot like Mummy.
Has a 'tenny on the toppy:
Though he's sloppy,
Dances choppy,
One would not mistake for Poppy.
Children, now let's look at Jerry:
Jerry's wary,
Jerry's scary;
Calls our Tinky Winky "fairy."
Doesn't like our Tinky's baggy,
Calls him "faggy,"
Calls him "draggy,"
Calls him everything but "Maggie."
Jerry's preachy on the tubey:
Hates kids who be
Just like you be;
'Specially kids who might a Jew be.
Children, do not be like Jerry:
Leery, wary,
Chary, scary.
Lovey-dovey has he nary.
Better take your cue from Tinky:
Smiley, Winky,
Kindly thinky;
Next to Tinky, Jerry's stinky!
Hate's infectious, like a scabie:
You had maybe
Better gay be
Than to hate a 'tubby baby!
- SBtheYDD
2/9/1999
(From Steve Bates at The Yellow Doggerel Democrat)
