Only ugly old widows can apply?

What part of reality does DeMint actually connect with?

DeMint: Sexually Active Unmarried Women And Gay Teachers Should Be Barred From Classrooms

We are finally getting down to the very essence of the 'family values' party. The party of 'You Better Not Be Doing What I Think You're Doing!!'

They're reserving the right to screw anybody?

Florida legislature fails to outlaw sex with animals.

Says you.

Brazilian archbishop: all teenagers are 'spontaneously homosexual'

I believe a deep therapy session is in order for you, sir.

Diaper Dave!

Man blames cat for downloading child porn

Dogs have been blamed for eating homework - now a Florida man says his cat downloaded child pornography.

Police are charging Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after finding more than 1,000 images on his personal computer.

Griffin told police he had been downloading music, and that his cat jumped on the keyboard when he left the room. He said "strange things" appeared on the computer when he returned.