Sunday, November 02, 2008

Cold Shoulder War

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Saint Petersburg, Russia (CNS) - Newest Bond girl Olga Kurylenko has been accused of betraying her nation for assisting the fictional English spy.

The Communist Party of St. Petersburg claims that the 28-year-old Ukrainian actress, who plays a Russian-Bolivian agent who falls for Bond in "Quantum of Solace," aided "the killer of hundreds of Soviet people and their allies."

The party also said that Bond, played by actor Daniel Craig, is "a man who worked for decades under the orders of Thatcher and Reagan to destroy the USSR."

It appealed to the actress on its website, saying: "The Soviet Union educated you, cared for you and brought you up for free but no one suspected that you would commit this act of intellectual and moral betrayal."

Seemingly oblivious to the film's fictional nature, the party continued, "How could you desert your homeland in its moment of need? Do you really want Crimean girls to be raped by cruel and stupid American marines? Where is your patriotism?


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Pssst .. You guys... It's FICTIONAL....

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