Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Carjacking just doesn't work when you don't have opposable fingers

It happened Sunday when a woman driving the Mercedes saw a goat and dog playing on U.S. 72 in northern Alabama, Sheriff Mike Blakely said.She stopped, afraid they would get hit, Blakely said. But the goat jumped on the car and wouldn't come down. Fearing scratches and dents in her import's paint job, she called the Limestone County Sheriff's Department. A deputy got the goat down and put it in his patrol car, but then the dog jumped into his back seat too.
It will be the usual excuses: They'd been drinking, it was all a misunderstanding, they'd lost their own car and needed a ride....

4 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

Why do I always miss the good parties?

ellroon said...

Ok, SC, I owe you one. That really made me laugh.

Steve Bates said...

ellroon, you posted this just to get our goat...

ellroon said...

I've been dogging everybody to post more deranged pet stories...