Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Cheney confirms that he is a flesh-eating zombie.

"Braaaaaains,"Cheney was heard to groan.

Oh, sorry.. I misheard. "Cheney indicated that the Bush administration doesn't regard water-boarding as torture and allows the CIA to use it. "It's a no-brainer for me," Cheney said at one point in an interview."

So...did Cheney just give away torture techniques that will help the terrorists prepare? Bush said he wouldn't tell, now Cheney just did. Isn't that treason? And what do we now get to do with treasonisters? Gitmo! Waterboarding! Wheeee!

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