Showing posts with label Vast Left-wing Conspiracy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vast Left-wing Conspiracy. Show all posts
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
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Monday, August 03, 2009
The queen of the Birther movement
In all of her shining glory:
Dear god! I hope she runs for public office.
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Dear god! I hope she runs for public office.
Monday, January 08, 2007
The reason we aren't being allowed to win in Iraq
Is because of (pick as many as your conspiracy needs):
1) reporters on the ground.
2) unenthusiastic American youths not enlisting in said glorious war.
3) unenthusiastic Americans who read news from 1).
4) the UN (where ARE their black helicopters, anyway?).
5) Europe.
6) the Iraqi people who obviously do not appreciate being liberated and given democracy.
7) the liberals/progressives/hippies who have magical flower powers to curse military efforts.
8 ) the world wide liberal media which is telling us bad news from Iraq. They should only show us how we are winning!
9) the UN European reporters who are embedded with unenthusiastic educated hippie American soldiers.
10) Education
Kenosha Kid has more.
1) reporters on the ground.
2) unenthusiastic American youths not enlisting in said glorious war.
3) unenthusiastic Americans who read news from 1).
4) the UN (where ARE their black helicopters, anyway?).
5) Europe.
6) the Iraqi people who obviously do not appreciate being liberated and given democracy.
7) the liberals/progressives/hippies who have magical flower powers to curse military efforts.
8 ) the world wide liberal media which is telling us bad news from Iraq. They should only show us how we are winning!
9) the UN European reporters who are embedded with unenthusiastic educated hippie American soldiers.
10) Education
Kenosha Kid has more.
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