Showing posts with label Minneapolis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Minneapolis. Show all posts

Friday, May 23, 2008

Notice anything odd?

P.Z. Myers of Pharyngula has:
Minneapolis is hosting the Republican National Convention this summer, and that means we're seeing an uptick in sleaze (you might want to avoid public restrooms when these guys are in town). The most bizarre part of it all is that the FBI is looking for villains in all the wrong places.
What they were looking for, Carroll says, was an informant--someone to show up at "vegan potlucks" throughout the Twin Cities and rub shoulders with RNC protestors, schmoozing his way into their inner circles, then reporting back to the FBI's Joint Terrorism Task Force, a partnership between multiple federal agencies and state and local law enforcement. The effort's primary mission, according to the Minneapolis division's website, is to "investigate terrorist acts carried out by groups or organizations which fall within the definition of terrorist groups as set forth in the current United States Attorney General Guidelines."
I'm sure the Pentagon is just itching to use this on any dangerous hippies!:



And I will be interested to see if the FBI has as much concern over keeping the peace for the Democratic National Convention....

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Essence of Bush

No, not the smell of urine but compassion from the Compassionater Deciderer Commander Guy!:

Morse of Republic of Sestakastan
:

Shorter George W. Bush:

Our hearts go out to the victims of the Minneapolis bridge accident, which can only be attributed to the Democratic Congress.

Damn! Those pesky Democrats must have been pulling out the nuts and bolts for weeks!