C'mon you guys. If he had been a Democrat, he'd have been in leg irons within 5 minutes!

Florida law enforcement officials are building a possible criminal case against disgraced former Congressman Mark Foley, R-Fla., based on sexually explicit instant messages that were sent from Pensacola, Fla., to an underage high school student, thereby falling under the state's tough law on Internet sexual predators, ABC News has learned. "It's a broad statute, and it encompasses a lot of activity," said Maureen Horkan, the director of the Child Predator CyberCrime Unit in the Florida Attorney General's office.
And this note in the article bodes ill:
He was seen last week bicycling along South Ocean Boulevard wearing a helmet and bike racing outfit.
Was he carrying a laptop?