Because that's the first thing you think about as the world comes to an end.... toilet paper

OMG! Omens and portends!

It's the end of days.....

Edmonton, Alberta (AHN) - The woes of Alberta's farmers continue to multiply. Even as they struggle financially with losses arising from one of Canada's worst drought, parts of the province are under threat of a grasshopper attack.

The farmers expressed apprehension that the insect may even damage whatever crop will be spared by the ongoing dry spell. Areas where farmers have reported grasshopper invasions are the Peace River zone, southwest of Edmonton and Alberta's southeast.

These are the same areas identified by Alberta's Agriculture and Rural Department as having elevated grasshopper infestation risk in 2009. The department warned that the extended hot fall will provide sufficient time for the mother grasshoppers to lay eggs in the infestation-prone areas. Aside from the warm weather, other factors identified as conducive to a grasshopper surge include light soils and south-facing slopes.

Or maybe not... with the way the economy is going, it's good to know that locusts are an edible source of protein!

Fafblog

The world has been wicked and forgotten our commandments!" says Giblets. "The first commandment is to obey our commandments. The second commandment is to obey the first commandment. The third commandment is why aren't you obeying our commandments? The fourth commandment is you are damned!"

A sign of the end of days!

Or the revenge of the sea creatures over the Dead Zone. Or a biblical prophecy of being swamped with tentacled blobby things in the middle of the continent because of being wingnuts....

Tulsa, OK (AHN) - Surges of jellyfish were reported to have suddenly appeared in local water bodies of Oklahoma. The sea creatures have been found in more than 20 counties within the state.

The sudden appearance of the jellyfish was not seen as a threat, as explained by Barry Bolten, the head of the fisheries department of the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife. He explained that the species found all over the state was not as hazardous as its other cousins.

Or maybe.... (/crashing organ chords...) it's spawn of the ... BLOB!

Chose your own ending of the world

BBC movie about all the dangers we face on earth. We can thank Whig for scaring us even more. Choose one.

The end of days

is about 5 billion years away. Keep your luggage by the door.