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From Uncurious George Visits One of Those Ferrin Countries Over There Somewhere.

That boat has already sailed, that test has already been graded

That bird has already flown. What on earth have you guys been doing for the last seven years?

JERUSALEM (AP) -- In an effort to salvage a Middle East peace conference planned for next month, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice hoped to find some common ground during a meeting Monday with Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas.

After her first round of talks with Israeli leaders on Sunday, State Department officials indicated the conference, called by President Bush, might have to be postponed.

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Heads of negotiating teams have been appointed only in recent days - former Palestinian premier Ahmed Qureia last week and Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni on Sunday - and officials said they would meet for the first time later this week, six weeks before the tentative date of the Mideast gathering.

After Rice's first series of meetings Sunday, a senior State Department official hinted that the date could slide.

"This is going to take some time," the official told reporters on condition of anonymity to describe the private conversations. "This is going to require a lot of hands-on American diplomacy. These are really tough issues."

Rice cautioned against expecting breakthroughs during her four days of meetings, punctuated by a trip to Cairo and followed by talks in London with the king of Jordan.

Olmert also appeared to scale back hopes for broad agreement before the conference.

Hands-on diplomacy? Does the Bush administration have any diplomats left? And to help things along, there's this from John Dugard:

Earlier this year, in his role as special rapporteur to the UN Human Rights Council for the Palestinian Territories, the South African law professor wrote a report for the UN General Assembly in which he compared Israel's actions to those of apartheid South Africa.

Indeed, the word "apartheid" appears 24 times in the 24-page report.

But in his interview with the BBC, Mr Dugard goes further than before.

He has been trenchant in his belief in the past seven years that he has held the UN post that Israel is collectively punishing the Palestinians.

Now, though, he has the international community, and the UN itself, in his sights for complicity.

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Although some inside Israel agree that the occupation of the West Bank and Gaza has distorted and damaged Israel's democratic values, there are plenty who will say Mr Dugard's view is one-sided.

They will argue that condemnation of the restrictions on Palestinians' freedom of movement fails to take into account the right of Israelis to live free from terrorist attack.

Mr Dugard's argument - again shared by some inside Israel - is that the military occupation fuels what he calls "resistance".

And, in an unusually harsh warning from a senior UN official, he worries aloud about how high the Palestinian leadership is raising expectations ahead of next month's scheduled peace conference with Israel.

If, as he fears, those expectations are not met, then, he says, a third intifada could be unleashed.

And he compares the actions of Palestinian militants to those of the French Resistance during World War II.

I put it to Mr Dugard that that comparison in particular would be very difficult for some to stomach. He was unabashed.

"History is replete with examples of populations that have resisted military occupation," he said.

"I can't see why one shouldn't draw these analogies."

It sounds like a lot of heavy duty homework for a C student....

Israel did launch an air strike on Syria

Jerusalem, Israel (AHN)-After weeks of refusing to confirm the operation, former Israeli prime minister and Likud opposition leader Benjamin Netanyahu admitted that Israel launched an air strike against Syria on September 6.

Speaking on Israeli TV, Netanyahu said he gave current prime minister Ehud Olmert his backing on the Syrian raid, but refused to go into detail on the air attack.

"When a prime minister does something that is important in my view and necessary to Israel's security... I give my backing. And here, too, I was a partner in the issue from the start, and I gave my backing" Netanyahu told Channel 1 news.

Although Netanyahu refused to go into details about the Israeli strike, earlier reports speculated that the Israeli F-15 jets targeted a factory in northern Syria where North Korean nuclear material was stored. Other "leaked" reports have said the Sept. 6 attack was to send a message to Damascus to stop supporting the terrorist group Hezbollah, which Israel battled in a brief war last year.

Israel and Syria have technically been at war since peace talks broke down in 2000, with tensions between the two counties rising in recent months. While, Syria insists that peace talks are contingent upon Israel returning the Golan Heights, which it seized in 1967, Israel maintains that Syria first abandon its support for Lebanese and Palestinian terrorist groups before talks can resume.

Update 9/22: Bryan of Why Now? has more on the event and links.