Friday, July 31, 2009

If Cats reported the news

Rumors are flying on the street!

Obama was born to an underaged woman married to a Kenyan who dared have her baby in a foreign country and decided to fake his birth certificate so that he could lie his way into the White House!!1!!

What do you think, Whiskers?

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You weren't born in the south, were you, Whiskers?

And Obama is the Anti-Christ!!1

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Eep! Over to you, Stripes:

Dick Armey says only dirty fucking flower children believe in global warming.

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Thank you Stripes. Now to you, Molly Kibblecruncher:

Um... Farmer runs his dairy on poop.

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You want a real eww? Astronaut wears underpants for a month.

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Breaking news: Suspected foot-fetish attacker sought by authorities

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