Wednesday, April 20, 2011

President Barack Obama is not a Muslim

Nor a Christian! (Ignore all that rumpus about Reverend Wright, that was a clever diversion!) He's a ... a... PASTAFARIAN!!!11! He worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Here is proof!


Update: Two articles somehow appropriate: Obama's mother's history. And how to build a pirate cave.


mahakal said...

Where's the pasta?

ellroon said...

The prayer: Boil water, add pasta, add salt, pray for 6 to 7 minutes, drain, eat holy pasta with sauce of your choice. Honor His Noodly Appendage..


mahakal said...

Keep the lasagna flying.

ellroon said...