Friday, November 20, 2009

One way to deal with our nation's obesity problem

Threaten them with Peruvian gangs:
Peruvian gang allegedly killed for human fat for cosmetics

5 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

First soylent green, now soylent blue mascara....

ellroon said...

And deep red vampire lipstick...

Ali said...

I'm sure there's enough liposuction fat to make all the cosmetics we'll need.

ellroon said...

I think I will avoid any mysterious lipsticks and creams from Peru... or maybe makeup altogether.

Steve Bates said...

Stella decided decades ago to give up altogether on makeup. She is nearly my age and her skin is very close to flawless. Makeup is overrated. Especially soylent blue mascara (™ Sorghum Crow).