But why can't the wingnuts who are so threatened by gay marriage change THEIR OWN terminology of marriage? So they can go around with an arched eyebrow and a curling sneer and say,"Well, we're CHURCH SANCTIFIED married..."
Then they could even work in their own church as kind of an advertisement: "Well, we're HOLY ROLLERED CHURCH OF POINTY CELIBATE HATS SANCTIFIED..."
Just think of all the fun we could have... fighting in the aisles, pie throwing...
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they could even sell sponsorships to their marriage names - since they only care about money anyway
I'm calling em HOLY ROLLERED CHURCH OF POINTY CELIBATE HATS from now on. :lol:
Or for short: HRC of PCH...
Then they'd go around asking, "Is your marriage sanctified by the HRC of PCH or the reformed HRC of PCH 2009? Because if you are HRC of PCH reformed 2009, your church is not the true faith and all of your marriages are shams!"
Then I imagine the pie fights would begin...
and on and on and on...
Religion is awesome, isn't it?
Exactly. My pointy celibate hat is more pointy than yours.
I win! God loves me more! Death and bombs to you!
Awesome? I was thinking more of a similar word which in olden times meant the same thing... "awful."
You calling my awesome pointy celibate hat awful?
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