In an interview with NPR, the White House’s “war czar” Gen. Doug Lute said that “it makes sense to certainly consider” a military draft. “I can tell you, this has always been an option on the table, but ultimately, this is a policy matter between meeting the demands for the nation’s security by one means or another.”Well... I bet that's going over well with your superiors, War Czar guy!
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How many more weeks of winter does that mean?
A lot... like a nuclear winter.
Is that because he did or didn't see his shadow?
Are there shadows in those undisclosed underground shadow government bunkers? In my imagination either its all dark or it has tons of fluorescent lights....
No shadow, endless winter. Got it.
All the groundhogs would either be dead or eaten...
They wouldn't cast a shadow ever again because they would glow in the dark from the radiation.
Gently sauteed glowing groundhog with boiled root vegetables and a sprinkling of depleted uranium....
Don't knock it 'til you try it. You got anything better to eat? The squirrels will be coming soon. Better hide.
I've got my garden hose with the power sprayer, butterfly net, trash bags, hammer, rubber gloves, filet knife, several skewers, and my Weber BBQ is hot! Bring'em on!
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