Why haven't they called in an airstrike on Bulgaria?

Or maybe Fredonia?...

Bryan of Why Now? points out the British are handling the investigations of the almost London and Glasgow car bombings all wrong:

Didn’t anyone tell them they should have called in an airstrike on the car and then invaded a country picked at random, rather than relying in wimpy police procedures that will result in the punishment of those responsible without any innocent people dying. What kind of way is that to fight a “War on Terror,” without any war.

I'm sure our Deciderer is on the phone to the new prime minister with loads of advice....

Strange.... it's a busy signal. Try texting, Georgie:

Brwn do u wnt b my poodle? B fun!



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