Friday, April 13, 2007

Really well thought out there, Newt

You've been sanctified by Dobson so that while you were blasting Clinton for screwing around your own screwing around will no longer count; you talked on the open airwaves about how you'd bomb Iran for the British hostages to show how big we are and how little Iran is (project much?). Now we find out that the idiotic idea of a 'War Czar' is yours:
A few weeks ago, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich sent a memo to the White House advocating the creation of a high-powered “czar” to oversee the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, as part of an 18-point plan. At least five retired generals have turned down the job.
Any other great ideas that you want to share with us now so we can make doubly sure we will never ever vote you in as president?

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Like... are you in the market for your fourth wife?

2 comments:

Steve Bates said...

"Like... are you in the market for your fourth wife?" - ellroon

If he is, we know one pick-up line he'll be using: "You don't have to be a czar to be in my show!"

Under ordinary circumstances, the once-powerful, now-ridiculous Gingrich would provide much-needed comic relief. But I've seen too much in American politics recently to laugh at even the most pitiful excuse for a candidate, confident that they cannot be elected. Politics just isn't fun anymore.

ellroon said...

Politics is hateful, spiteful, and down right deadly at the moment. Why on earth are there still people who think being a politician is a cool job?