Republican Spokesperson Ann Coulter

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Republican Spokesperson Ann Coulter

Republican Spokeswoman Ann Coulter

GOP Spokesperson Ann Coulter

GOP Spokeswoman Ann Coulter

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“I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East, and sending liberals to Guantanamo.” – Republican Spokesperson Ann Coulter

”[Liberals] are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let’s do it. Let’s repress them. ... Frankly, I’m not a big fan of the First Amendment.” – GOP Spokeswoman Ann Coulter

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