On vacation, dammit

I will miss my daily therapeutic rantings and snarling snarks until Wednesday. I may have internet access which might allow me to post comments, but I will leave my blog alone (allll alone *sniff*) until I return. I already feel quite sad....

Obviously during the three days while I'm gone:

1) Bush will confess he is gay and the twins were a donation from Jeb.

2) Laura will run off with her drug dealer.

3) Abu Gonzales will find religion and be found at an airport beating a drum and wearing a toga.

4) Cheney will have health problems on top of his other health problems which will cause him to think he is emperor of the universe.

5) Rove will announce he is gay and run off with Jimmy/Jeff.

6) Paraguay will nationalize its land and take over several mansions, bunkers, and dungeons in a Bush family compound. Kenneth Lay will be found partying there with Osama.

7) Iran will diplomatically end the war in Iraq, create a democratic functioning society in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Saudi Arabia. It will run off al-Qaeda, invent the electric car, a water purifier for small poor countries and stop global warming. Bush will still bomb April 6th.