A drunk catches a leprechaun and demands his three wishes. For the first wish, he asks for a pint of Guiness that will never run dry. The leprechaun dutifully fulfills the wish and the drunk verifies that the pint does indeed perform as expected.
The leprechaun, being a busy fellow, tells the drunk to hurry up with his remaining wishes. The drunk ponders the situation and says, "I'll take two more o' these."
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Reminds me of a joke.
A drunk catches a leprechaun and demands his three wishes. For the first wish, he asks for a pint of Guiness that will never run dry.
The leprechaun dutifully fulfills the wish and the drunk verifies that the pint does indeed perform as expected.
The leprechaun, being a busy fellow, tells the drunk to hurry up with his remaining wishes. The drunk ponders the situation and says, "I'll take two more o' these."
Thanks. Got a laugh from my husband.
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