Friday, August 11, 2006

The Decider stays on his usual red alert vacation

The 'ohmygodwe'regoingtodie' red alert allows manly superhero 'The Deciderer...er' to hitch up his spandex and .... STAY ON VACATION!

And the flaming crimson red alert isn't really so red after all. We apparently knew all about liquid explosives during Clinton's era. So why suddenly right now? Could it be Bush's 33%? Or his failed vanity war in Iraq? Or Lieberman's loss threatens Cheney's grip on power? The lack of diplomacy as they encourage Israel to bomb Hezbollah?

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