The trees kept voting for the axe, for his handle was wood and they thought him one of them.
Saturday, April 04, 2020
Turkish proverb
Someone on Reddit explained why so many people support Trump by quoting a Turkish proverb:
Friday, April 03, 2020
Borrowed from the web
*A RECAP OF THE LAST THREE WEEKS*
AMERICA: Oh my god! Coronavirus! What should we do?
CALIFORNIA: Shut down your state.
AMERICA: Wait... what? Why?
CALIFORNIA: Because 40 million people live here and we did it early, and it’s working.
OHIO: Whoa... whoa... let’s not be hasty now. The president said that this whole coronavirus thing is a democratic hoax.
CALIFORNIA: He also said that windmills cause cancer. Shut down your state.
TEXAS: But the president said that we only have 15 cases and soon it'll be zero.
CALIFORNIA: The president can’t count to fifteen. Nor even spell it. Shut down your state.
NEW JERSEY: Us too?
CALIFORNIA: Yes, you guys too. Just like when Christie shut down the bridge, but it’s your whole state.
FLORIDA: But what about all these kids here on spring break?? They spend a lot of money here!
CALIFORNIA: Those kids invented the tide pod challenge. Shut down your state.
LOUISIANA: But wait let’s have Mardi Gras first. It entertains people.
CALIFORNIA: It also kills them. Shut it down.
GEORGIA: Ok well how about we keep the state open for all of our mega churches? Maybe we can all pray really hard until the coronavirus just goes away!
CALIFORNIA: Which is working like a charm for mass shootings. Jesus told us to tell you to shut down your state.
OKLAHOMA: What about the tigers?
CALIFORNIA: What about a dentist. Shut it down.
WYOMING: Hold up, maybe we should go county by county like the president said.
CALIFORNIA: Stop acting like there are counties in Wyoming. There are no counties in Wyoming. Wyoming is a county. Shut it down.
PENNSYLVANIA: But big coal.
CALIFORNIA: But big death. Shut it.
WEST VIRGINIA: But we were the last state to get coronavirus!
CALIFORNIA: And don’t make us explain to you why that was. Shut it down.
NORTH CAROLINA: But the republican national convention is coming here!
CALIFORNIA: SHU... ok fine, do what you want.
Thursday, April 02, 2020
Tuesday, March 31, 2020
Monday, March 30, 2020
Smook, smook
Labels:
Ass-kissing,
States,
Trump,
Ventilators
Saturday, March 28, 2020
The mask slips
So Republicans are now the party of “your kids must die for our guns” and “your parents must die for our money.”
Thursday, March 26, 2020
Trump is suing to stop this ad.
Monday, March 23, 2020
Before the gaslighting begins
Labels:
Coronavirus,
Gaslighting,
Lies,
Pandemic,
Trump
Saturday, March 21, 2020
Such a nasty reporter
Labels:
Peter Alexander,
Reporters,
Trump,
Truth
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