What critter litters on your lawn? (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.) What totes its nuts at dusk and dawn? (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.) What lands on roofs, and creeps 'neath eaves, And pilfers, filches, nabs and thieves Until a patient person grieves? (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What scurries over power lines? (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.) What skips the bill when out she dines? (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.) What munches seeds you left for birds, Has manners far too rude for words, And once he's done, leaves lots of t^>ds? (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What object, when you've had enough (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.) Will end this nonsense, stuff this stuff? (A squirrel can. A squirrel can.) What sort of trap, 'neath Moon or Sun Will hold a squirrel, stop its run While you depart to get your gun? (A SQUIRREL CAN! A SQUIRREL CAN!)
- SB the YSS
(I kid you not, the CAPTCHA text is "crakers"! Animal crakers, I presume...)
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What critter litters on your lawn?
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What totes its nuts at dusk and dawn?
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What lands on roofs, and creeps 'neath eaves,
And pilfers, filches, nabs and thieves
Until a patient person grieves?
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What scurries over power lines?
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What skips the bill when out she dines?
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What munches seeds you left for birds,
Has manners far too rude for words,
And once he's done, leaves lots of t^>ds?
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What object, when you've had enough
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
Will end this nonsense, stuff this stuff?
(A squirrel can. A squirrel can.)
What sort of trap, 'neath Moon or Sun
Will hold a squirrel, stop its run
While you depart to get your gun?
(A SQUIRREL CAN! A SQUIRREL CAN!)
- SB the YSS
(I kid you not, the CAPTCHA text is "crakers"! Animal crakers, I presume...)
... in my soup!
This is wonderful. I must post this.
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