Friday, March 02, 2007

Truer words were never said

About how to keep our elected officials from going to war:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Steve Bates!:

…if only more sex meant less war, I'd cheerfully pay tax money to help every member of Congress find bliss...

Wild or staid,
They'd be laid
(One would hope, not by their aide).

Dumb or sage,
If of age,
They'd be done (not by a page).

Whores, not wars!
Shut the doors!
Do it on the chamber floors!

Congress, nude,
Acting lewd...
Better they than we get screwed!

- SB the YDD

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