North Korea: Ha! I set off a nuke! Now you HAVE to pay attention to me.
Bush: That wasn't a nuke.
NK: HA! See the seismographs? Read the papers? It was a nuke!
Bush: Nah, you just had all your obedient servants jump up and down all at once.
NK: Arrrrgggghh! I'll get you yet!! You and your little dog Barney!! I will bomb San Francisco!!
Bush: Ooo! Good idea! Then we can bomb you guys flat. Do you have any oil?
Washington Post tells us not to panic even though diplomacy would be nice right about now.
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