Monday, December 21, 2009

Bears

How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls?

Created by Oatmeal

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7 comments:

charley said...

i'm sorry. i'm not going to read any further. this is cute.

but explosionsandboobs.com is the best website ever.

sorry if i've diminished your opinion of me, but, i am an american.

Sorghum Crow said...

(while putting on running shoes)
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you ..."

ellroon said...

Glad to do my patriotic duty, Charley! Do you mind standing still for a sec? I gotta follow Sorghum....

Ali said...

35 seconds, even though I clicked on "I am a giant walking vagina".

ellroon said...

Hey! I said that too....

/runs off to take the test again...

Ali said...

I'm not sure how you would kick a bear in the balls.

Sneak up behind him, I guess.

(carefully plans logistics of kicking a bear in balls)

(gives head a shake, leaves)

ellroon said...

How about when he's standing? Like when a bear rears up to attack? Then you could plan to wear track shoes and do a soccer dive thing.... I'll watch over here.