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i'm sorry. i'm not going to read any further. this is cute.but explosionsandboobs.com is the best website ever.sorry if i've diminished your opinion of me, but, i am an american.
(while putting on running shoes)"I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you ..."
Glad to do my patriotic duty, Charley! Do you mind standing still for a sec? I gotta follow Sorghum....
35 seconds, even though I clicked on "I am a giant walking vagina".
Hey! I said that too..../runs off to take the test again...
I'm not sure how you would kick a bear in the balls. Sneak up behind him, I guess. (carefully plans logistics of kicking a bear in balls)(gives head a shake, leaves)
How about when he's standing? Like when a bear rears up to attack? Then you could plan to wear track shoes and do a soccer dive thing.... I'll watch over here.
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i'm sorry. i'm not going to read any further. this is cute.
but explosionsandboobs.com is the best website ever.
sorry if i've diminished your opinion of me, but, i am an american.
(while putting on running shoes)
"I don't have to outrun the bear, I only have to outrun you ..."
Glad to do my patriotic duty, Charley! Do you mind standing still for a sec? I gotta follow Sorghum....
35 seconds, even though I clicked on "I am a giant walking vagina".
Hey! I said that too....
/runs off to take the test again...
I'm not sure how you would kick a bear in the balls.
Sneak up behind him, I guess.
(carefully plans logistics of kicking a bear in balls)
(gives head a shake, leaves)
How about when he's standing? Like when a bear rears up to attack? Then you could plan to wear track shoes and do a soccer dive thing.... I'll watch over here.
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