Friday, June 01, 2007

Bush to world: Don't fuck with our destiny!

But by all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness.

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."

Just a quick trot back through the righteousness of the Deciderer Commander Guy Compassionator Preznit:

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It's our destiny to make sure you serve time for war crimes, Mister Bush. And we're working on making sure you can't get out of it.

5 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

"nearly wild-eyed" What is the blue blazes is that supposed to mean? I would propose that nearly wild-eyed is about as descriptive as nearly pregnant.

Anonymous said...

What he means is, "You're going to eat my legacy, and you're going to like it".

Bastard!

ellroon said...

Nearly wild-eyed means not the steely-eyed stay-the-course Supreme Leader of the Universe guy that they knew and loved but somebody whose mask is slipping, exposing the back-massaging bald-head-rubbing neck-gripping wide-legged insecure guy who just pretends on being president.

That's why the costumes, the presidential seal on EVERYTHING, the speeches to the military, the surrounding the leader with yes-men and bootlickers.

Legacy? His legacy, if we survive it, will be to teach generations to come what NOT to do when in charge of a democracy.

mapaghimagsik said...

I'm just hoping presnit rat-bastard doesn't drag us all down with him.

ellroon said...

I'll join you in hoping, mapaghimagsik!