Flatulence forces plane to land.
And then my August 12th post:
"If all liquids are being banned from carry-ons on airplanes because they might be explosive....do you think a really good place to get rid of them is in a trash bin IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AIRPORT TERMINAL surrounded by hundreds of people in line?
And if they are dangerous, why would the airport consider giving the bottles of lotion/hairgel/shampoo to the homeless or selling it to eBay?
It's been suggested that we will have to travel nude in the future, bound in bubble wrap ... so those evil doers who eat huge quantities of beans will not be able to reach for a match."
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