Bobbles...

An awesome dad.

Why printers don't cancel printing right off...

The secret behind the empty chair.

Prisons for profit. Why change the system to serve justice when people are making money?

We are killing everything....

And after that, I need some animals:

Ignore Afghanistan! Forget Health Care Reform!

Mother squirrel beats up dog to save her baby!

Cats attack printers!

Hamsters play instruments!

Hamsters!

An alternate energy source!:

Hamsters in jackets harnessed for energy. Scientists have managed to harness the energy-producing power of hamsters by fitting them with tiny detector jackets.

Why aren't they just running off of the wheel? That thing makes a huge racket all night and could generate enough electricity for a small city.

Put your pets to work!

None of this lying about and being petted!



Some might need a bit more training:

Run for the hills!

Now they're arming hamsters!