Thursday, May 22, 2008

All that flipflopping must be making him dizzy

6 comments:

Sorghum Crow said...

we need to develop flip-flop powered cars. John Sidney Hussein McCain could drive us to Mars.

Steve Bates said...

Double-talk, yes, but also senility. McCain lacks a fundamental qualification required of any president: mental stability from one moment to the next. He lacks some other things, too, but that one scares me most.

Steve Bates said...

Sorghum Crow's line is almost a couplet, and almost fits a parody of an old Dylan song. Let's call it ...

  The Crimes They Are Exhangin'

We need to develop flip-flop-powered cars;
John Sidney McCain could then drive us to Mars.
But once we are there, watch the little green men
Deport John McCain for his lyin'...
And the graft as his lobbyists bribe him again,
For the crimes... they are exchan...gin'.

- SB the YDD

ellroon said...

That was excellent, Steve! Back when Dylan was great...

I think the Beatles' "I am the Walrus" lyrics would apply here, no modification needed:

I am he as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together...

What's that? Eh? You kids get off my lawn!

Steve Bates said...

Good suggestion, ellroon! Coo coo ca choo, and all that! Being old isn't so bad. Well, actually, ... :)

Sigh. "Exhangin'" -> "Exchangin'" in the title above. If I could type, I'd be awesome; as it is, I'm just awful...

ellroon said...

I still got the song stuck in my head...