Showing posts with label Vice President. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vice President. Show all posts

Friday, January 09, 2009

Sometimes urban legends are based on truth

Like Cheney is a vampire... but I digress:
Nearing the end of eight years as Vice President, Dick Cheney bluntly dismissed the frequent suggestion that he was the one calling the shots in the White House. “It’s an urban legend,” he said. “It never happened.” […]

“This whole notion that somehow I exceeded my authority here, was usurping his authority, was simply not true.” Cheney said “there was never any question about who was in charge: it was George Bush and that’s how we operated.”
No wonder he's denying he had a hand in the stovepiping of Iraqi intelligence before the war and the pressuring of analysts and shutting up the Army War College with Rumsfeld's help. The PNAC neocon plan for war turned out so well...

Think Progress lists a few "legends":

Here are just some examples of Cheney abusing his vice presidential powers:

– Argued he was not part of the executive branch but instead a “barnacle” hanging between the legislative and executive branch.

– Cheney’s office failed to provide data on its classification and declassification activities as required by Executive Order 12958. “Cheney’s office provided the information in 2001 and 2002, then stopped.”

– Top Cheney aide David Addington “typed a substitute signature line” for Alberto Gonzales on a memo re-authorizing Bush’s illegal wiretapping program.

– “The Cheney team had…technological supremacy over the National Security Council staff. That is to say, they could read their e-mails,” said former Colin Powell aide Lawrence Wilkerson.

– Documents prepared for the then-National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice were “routed outside the formal process” to Cheney.

– A Cheney lawyer told the Secret Service in September 2006 “to eliminate data on who visited Cheney at his official residence.”

Next he'll be telling us his undisclosed secret location is a castle in Transylvania....

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Sunday, August 31, 2008

I'm sure right at this moment

You are being told exactly what a VP does:



By Dick Cheney: Rule the world, kill all foreigners sitting on oil, mock the Constitution, lurk in secret undisclosed liar. (*lair... Freud would be proud.)

By Georgie: Spread freedoms, do hard work, help the preznit look like the Deciderer Commander Guy!

By McCain: Bomb Iran, start war with Russia, remember good old days. Bomb Vietnam while you're at it. Get off his lawn.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

So Biden was chosen because Obama is weak?

Hijacking shamelessly from Steve Bates of The Yellow Doggerel Democrat, these will be used when John McCain makes his pick for VP:
  • John McCain picks a running mate who is noted as a cool-headed clear thinker. Therefore McCain is compensating for his widespread and apparently well-deserved reputation for being hotheaded and irrational.

  • John McCain chooses a running mate who is younger than he is (he could hardly do otherwise), obviously to compensate for his being older than dirt and treading on the edge of senility.

  • John McCain, compensating once again, picks a veep candidate who actually earned his fortune the hard way, and stuck with his first wife, rather than ditching his ailing wife to marry one who is younger, more attractive, and... most of all... obscenely wealthy.

  • John McCain selects a vice presidential candidate who has never crashed even one aircraft, let alone five.

  • John McCain chooses a veep candidate who graduated first in his class at a military academy, rather than 5th from the bottom of the class.

Monday, August 04, 2008

No, you first. Really!

McCain likely to let Obama choose VP first: John McCain's extended circle is divided on whether he should announce his running mate in the days ahead — but the Republican is more likely to wait for Barack Obama to announce his choice first, according to advisers.
I wonder why....(/snark)

Thursday, May 17, 2007

'I AM the president!,' snarls Cheney

As the corner he's being backed into gets smaller and smaller.
Attorneys for Vice President Cheney, Karl Rove, Scooter Libby said “told a federal judge today they cannot be held liable for anything they disclosed to reporters about covert CIA officer Valerie Plame or her husband, former Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV.” Cheney’s attorney argued that the vice president is “legally akin to the president because of his unique government role, and has absolute immunity from any lawsuit.”
The Vice President is the same as the President? Sorry. Only in your mind, Dick.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Condi as VP?

Cheney will develop this weird health problem.... sleepanappia or something and have to retire:
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Comedy Central Insider:

The CC Insider/InDecider has just heard more rumors (see earlier posts) from a SECOND reliable source that Dick Cheney will be stepping down as Vice President and will be replaced as Vice President by Condoleezza Rice. And now we're hearing that she would like to be on the ticket as the GOP VP candidate in '08.

According to our rumor-meister, John Negroponte will be filling Condi's current position as Secretary of State. Negroponte is currently the Director of National Intelligence (the first person ever to hold the few-years-old position) and the former US Ambassador to Iraq.


As we know, Bush and Condi get along soooo well:

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