Place your left hand on the Bible and raise your right hand, sir.

I've said this before but I think it's even more appropriate now. If male Congress members think it's okay to regulate women's bodies, they must agree to be regulated themselves. They need to answer these questions under oath before running for office:

1) Have you ever had sex out of marriage?

2) Have any women with whom you were involved use birth control? What type? How long? Did you use the missionary position? What other positions?

3) Have any women with whom you were involved need to have an abortion?

4) How often do you masturbate?

5) Explain the different parts of a woman's body involving her uterus, menstruation, ovaries, and how they function.

6) Explain whether you believe women are only hosts to the fetus or are they individual entities with the ability to choose what they will do with their bodies.

7) Are women equal to men? Explain.